Sunday, March 27, 2011

Irk #25

I really hate when people laugh uproariously at performances that are not that funny. I know you are desperate to have a good time, but you make me think less of humans. Develop more discriminating taste and shut up.




Brandon
North Wales, Pennsylvania

Friday, March 25, 2011

Irk #24


I really hate when people don’t pull into the intersection while trying to make a left turn at a traffic light.  They instead wait patiently behind the limit line looking for a break in the oncoming traffic while the light turns from green to yellow to red to green to yellow to red to green to yellow to red, you get the idea.  Pull up so both of us can make the left when the light turns to yellow/red, you have the legal right of way to clear the intersection before the cross traffic can proceed through the light.  



Greg
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Irk #23


I really hate when people talk way to loud in a office/cubicle environment.  Didn’t you learn ‘indoor voices’ when you were a kid?


Greg
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Monday, March 21, 2011

Irk #22


I really hate when people sit in the left lane at less than the prevailing speed. Speed up or move over.


Derek
Souderton, Pennsylvania

Irk #21

I really hate when people who have the right of way at a T-intersection motion for me to go first. It creates confusion and is potentially dangerous. Thanks for the favor but we'd both be better off if you just followed the rules of the road!


Kurt
North Wales, Pennsylvania

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Irk #20

I really hate when people park over the white lines in a parking lot. Is it that difficult to get your car centered between two lines? Pay attention and concentrate when you park or take the damn bus!


Rich

Chalfont, Pennsylvania

Irk #19

I really hate it when people get up and do country line dancing to an Irish band that is playing Irish music on St. Patrick’s Day! They can have their stupid ho-downs the other 364 days out of the year. March 17th is for IRISH STEP dancers!!


Kim
Chalfont, Pennsylvania

Monday, March 14, 2011

Irk #18


I really hate when you go out to dinner alone and the food server makes you feel like a loser by saying things like "Oh, it's only you?". Solo diners deserve equal treatment.

Derek
Souderton, Pennsylvania

Irk #17

I really hate when people "check in" places on Facebook especially when it is somewhere completely lame like "my house." If you're going to tell me where you are, at least make it somewhere cool.


Jess
Doylestown, Pennsylvania

Irk #16

I really hate when people walk up to a zoo presentation animal, attempt to touch and grab it before given permission, and then ask what the animal is, followed with 'is it mean? do it bite?' It can, and I should make it.

Christopher
Omaha, Nebraska

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Irk #15

I really hate when people make cruel and degrading remarks about immigrants. Not everyone is as lucky as us to have been born in a safe and prosperous country. They are just trying to provide better lives for themselves and their families.


Justine
Pennsburg, Pennsylvania

Irk #14

I really hate when people blow their nose or try to dig something out when you are eating. I'm trying to eat and really don't want to hear the sounds of gurgling mucus. Get up and go to a restroom. I also hate when people decide to pick their nose at a red light.


Arleen
Bensalem, Pennsylvania

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Irk #13

I really hate it when normally dressed adults wear clothing that is torn or ripped in public. I was at a parade today and there was a nicely dressed woman next to me and I could see through her loafer to her bare foot!!! NOT okay. Get new shoes! Another woman's seams were coming apart and I could see her thigh! Ugh!

Melissa
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Irk #12

I really hate when people wear an inappropriate bra for their shirt. If you are wearing a racerback shirt, wear a racerback bra.




Melissa
Conshohocken, Pennsylvnia

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Irk #11

I really hate when people bring small dogs in stores. Unless you are blind or outside, leave your dog at home.


Melissa,
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Irk #10

I really hate when people walk into me and don't even acknowledge it. I know I'm short, but you clearly felt yourself bounce off of me.


Jess
Doylestown, Pennsylvania

Irk #9

I really hate when people let their 4 year old child order at a counter, then pay their bill in pennies!
Jen
Perkasie, Pennsylvania

Irk #8

I really hate when people can't say my last name correctly. It isn't that hard. And why do they add letters? If you are already struggling with 8 letters, don't add more!!!!!
Jess
Doylestown, Pennsylvania

Irk #7

I really hate when people, especially groups of people, stop in the middle of the sidewalk. Even if it's your first time in the city and you are lost, 'pull over' and check your map, or I am going to run into you. Okay I really am just going to sidestep you last minute and scowl at you.


Melissa
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Irk #6

I may be an art geek but I HATE it when people roll paper. Paper has a "memory" and it never goes back to completely flat! Respect the paper and keep it flat. Especially if you work in an art supply store, you should know better, idiot.


Melissa
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Irk #5

I really hate when people sit right next to you when there are more than enough seats to go around. And don't shower. At all.


Jen
Perkasie, Pennsylvania

Irk #4

I really hate when people are driving then all of a sudden stop because the light turned yellow. Yellow means hurry up and get through the light before it turns red! Oh, and its OK to INCH OUT.


Jen
Perkasie, Pennsylvania

Irk #3

I really hate when I’m talking on the phone with a client and they are chewing something moist, nasty and gross and I can hear every disgusting movement of their jaw and saliva. Swallow your food, then call me.


Jen
Perkasie, Pennsylvania

Irk #2

I really hate when people treat going to the movies as their night out to socialize. You're in a movie theater. You're NOT in a bar. Other people care about what they're watching. Shut the hell up.


Kurt
North Wales, Pennsylvania

Friday, March 4, 2011

Irk #1

I really hate when people sneeze more than three times in a row. Learn some self-control.


Brandon
North Wales, Pennsylvania